fantasticcatadventures:

goals

nyeah squidward
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saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
http://sarcasmasadefencemechanism.tumblr.com/post/97947209515/facts-i-just-made-up-spadesslick
http://sarcasmasadefencemechanism.tumblr.com/post/97947209515/facts-i-just-made-up-spadesslick

facts-i-just-made-up:

spadesslick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells…

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

fireandshellamari:

I choked so much